<![CDATA[politeandgood.com]]> Commentics Waffles Is my dog Imagine, you wake up in a Wallmart parking lot. You don't remember how you got there, and all you have is 5 dollars 3 quarters 2 dimes 4 pennies in your pockets. You go into the store and ask the cashier “Hey, what can I buy with 5 dollars 3 quarters 2 dimes and 4 pennies?” and the cashier says “You have 5 dollars 3 quarters 2 dimes and 4 pennies? That's just enough for a Doovid Meal!” and the cashier hands you a glass of milk, a glass of apple juice, an Uncrustable, and an Epi pen. You eat the Uncrustable, you drink the orange juice, you dip the EpiPen in the milk and eat the EpiPen and then drink the rest of the milk. You go out into the parking lot and outside is the president of the United States, Doovid, and he's cured world hunger.

]]> Sat, 25 Apr 2026 10:05:49 -0700 item_3825 fish I FIGGLED

]]> Thu, 09 Apr 2026 07:34:51 -0700 item_3760 Broglite Why are so many of these so far down?

]]> Sun, 15 Mar 2026 11:21:31 -0700 item_3647 xsx Why about the the hints, she's god

]]> Mon, 02 Mar 2026 03:56:37 -0700 item_3525 Killian Spoilers below:

Broccoli sure knows not to set things on fire now.

]]> Thu, 26 Feb 2026 11:51:52 -0700 item_3485 Graveyard Kitten Give a man a scarf and he’ll be warm for awhile. Set a man on fire and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life

]]> Fri, 20 Feb 2026 10:45:38 -0700 item_3359 Lawrence Set him on fire:grin: rainbows

]]> Tue, 17 Feb 2026 17:14:41 -0700 item_3296 Chelsey C Oh! I noticed that there's a text error in one of the panels. Instead of Broccoli saying that she would give them a hug, the text bubble tail is facing Doris. So it makes her say that she would hug them, not Broccoli. I had to double take a few times lol

]]> Wed, 11 Feb 2026 05:24:19 -0700 item_3133 TheConceptOfNeutrality Is your name Fred?

]]> Tue, 10 Feb 2026 08:58:43 -0700 item_3093 Mr. Carrot Spiders aren't insects...

]]> Mon, 09 Feb 2026 05:15:12 -0700 item_3009 forge There is a minor error I think where a speech bubble points to doris but I think it was meant for broccoli

]]> Sun, 08 Feb 2026 14:18:32 -0700 item_2930 pigeon wonderer do you perhaps live far above in a mountain ? were you cold before you got it?

]]> Sun, 08 Feb 2026 12:12:24 -0700 item_2920 Lilly SET HIM ON FIRE!! :laugh:

]]> Sat, 31 Jan 2026 02:21:17 -0700 item_2612 Mop. On reread, it's interesting that one of the first things Doris teaches Broccoli is how to knit, especially given her "spin something reasonable in this senseless wasteland" line.

]]> Fri, 30 Jan 2026 22:10:21 -0700 item_2605 Jelly love how excited waffles looks when broccoli says to set him on fire

]]> Sun, 11 Jan 2026 07:27:16 -0700 item_2330 Pigeon157 did you know that pigeons make milk

]]> Tue, 06 Jan 2026 13:13:56 -0700 item_2290 kris I think the "Then I will give him a hug!" was supposed to come from Broccoli, not Doris lol

]]> Mon, 24 Nov 2025 00:54:24 -0700 item_2174 ShadowNilly The rest of the life he shall never have :)

]]> Sat, 15 Nov 2025 12:07:56 -0700 item_2158 Greysaysstuff he's so proud

]]> Wed, 22 Oct 2025 10:35:14 -0700 item_2084 Coffee If your barf looks like that….sorry

]]> Sat, 23 Aug 2025 01:42:32 -0700 item_1980 Coolbeans Spiders are canonically the only insect that is perfectly polite and good

]]> Wed, 30 Jul 2025 05:16:54 -0700 item_1869 definitely-not-fan-ii i would like the barf scarf :)

]]> Mon, 26 May 2025 05:33:28 -0700 item_1084 Numinous123 I have an ugly scarf. It was old when I bought it at a flea market. It was so long ago, I don't even remember the year. I was a lot younger then. It's about seven feet long, made of wool, and the colors are blue, green, white, black and brown. The colors should not go together, but somehow they do. It was probably made in the 1960's or '70's. They don't make things to last like that anymore. It still looks the same as always, even after all these years.

It's my favorite scarf, and I would be devastated if I lost it.

]]> Thu, 22 May 2025 15:21:37 -0700 item_993 Simón Fred is so cuteee

]]> Tue, 13 May 2025 12:45:26 -0700 item_646 Teamfight17 Awwwww waffles blushed when broccoli wanted to light fred on fire.

]]> Sun, 11 May 2025 18:27:03 -0700 item_565 Sweet meh lon Setting him on fire definitely would be a permanent solution. Would warm him up for the rest of his life.

]]> Sat, 10 May 2025 09:00:48 -0700 item_440 El Limonado Hecho I'm now realising all of the hints that make Doris like a spider :shocked:

]]> Thu, 27 Feb 2025 06:46:16 -0700 item_46 E that scarf does not, in fact, look that much like barf.

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