<![CDATA[politeandgood.com]]> Commentics Waffles Is my dog Imagine, you wake up in a Wallmart parking lot. You don't remember how you got there, and all you have is 5 dollars 3 quarters 2 dimes 4 pennies in your pockets. You go into the store and ask the cashier “Hey, what can I buy with 5 dollars 3 quarters 2 dimes and 4 pennies?” and the cashier says “You have 5 dollars 3 quarters 2 dimes and 4 pennies? That's just enough for a Doovid Meal!” and the cashier hands you a glass of milk, a glass of apple juice, an Uncrustable, and an Epi pen. You eat the Uncrustable, you drink the orange juice, you dip the EpiPen in the milk and eat the EpiPen and then drink the rest of the milk. You go out into the parking lot and outside is the president of the United States, Doovid, and he's cured world hunger.

]]> Sun, 26 Apr 2026 18:08:00 -0700 item_3833 Omnivore Hold on, Olive already kissed Broccoli's forehead, no? Why do they act like they see it for the first time?

]]> Tue, 07 Apr 2026 01:11:10 -0700 item_3749 fish Kissing the homies goodbye

]]> Tue, 31 Mar 2026 06:53:44 -0700 item_3721 DukeOfKings genuinely what do people gain from going to previous episodes and posting spoilers in the comments section

]]> Sat, 07 Mar 2026 07:30:13 -0700 item_3578 Fireballin17 DWJHGDAWJGDWAJKGDHAWJ

I love this comic

]]> Tue, 24 Feb 2026 21:26:58 -0700 item_3474 A Nerd with all my "other" dolls :(

]]> Mon, 23 Feb 2026 02:50:41 -0700 item_3438 Mr. Carrot Oh I thought they meant "restraint" as in refusing bad urges to uphold politeness, but that makes sense

]]> Fri, 20 Feb 2026 15:43:13 -0700 item_3381 Chelsey C Remy has been burdened with glorious purpose

]]> Wed, 11 Feb 2026 15:06:18 -0700 item_3169 GenericClient Oh? Broccoli Sucre ship moment? What would there ship name be? Succoil? Brocre?

]]> Tue, 03 Feb 2026 14:56:51 -0700 item_2766 Atlas YES A PECK YIPPEE HURRAY HUZZAH I LOVE THEM (even tho they won't see each other for like a very very long time)

]]> Thu, 29 Jan 2026 15:07:03 -0700 item_2512 Coolbeans Sockolli

]]> Mon, 22 Sep 2025 12:54:58 -0700 item_2054 crabsThatPrintMoney I love this theory because if lady doris considers the student as nothing, that's also consistent with the student being neutral because nothing is neutral

]]> Thu, 04 Sep 2025 09:52:46 -0700 item_1996 Fishy prince Broccoli X Sucre canon !?

]]> Thu, 31 Jul 2025 18:14:52 -0700 item_1896 ItalicusPatriota Then does Student know a lot of things about everyone? Does it need to choose the person whose dreams it will enter? To enter Olive's dream and know about his story it would've need to see things without being there, but as we know, Student, while they could be knowledgeable of people's dreams, they are not surely omniscient

]]> Tue, 01 Jul 2025 15:56:01 -0700 item_1677 Meepus beepus Yeah, what you said ended being the problem,so careful watcha wish for

]]> Mon, 23 Jun 2025 08:31:07 -0700 item_1482 Ze they were room mates

]]> Sun, 01 Jun 2025 22:37:49 -0700 item_1227 PupCatDude They truely are just like one another. They both suck at the tasks they are designed for. (At least at first glance)

I wonder how student is doing?

]]> Sun, 01 Jun 2025 13:48:20 -0700 item_1225 Spinach dip Nah they're just besties

]]> Mon, 26 May 2025 00:44:46 -0700 item_1067 pigeon517 did you know that pigeons make milk?

]]> Thu, 22 May 2025 11:49:04 -0700 item_983 odysseus 0f Ithaca N0bOdy HELLO SAILOR- (<- AT WAFFALS /JJJJ)

]]> Sun, 04 May 2025 18:00:59 -0700 item_363 ThomasFelldrum Broccoli calling hugs "mutual restraint" is both so adorable and so sad. Teach this poor Poppet what a hug is!!!

]]> Fri, 25 Apr 2025 20:04:53 -0700 item_304 E brogle x sucre!

]]> Fri, 25 Apr 2025 08:04:51 -0700 item_290 GreyIsGrey This theory is very good and polite 👍

]]> Thu, 24 Apr 2025 17:22:58 -0700 item_289 Puffball208 I'm afraid of what will happen to Broccoli when they return to the Void... Oh please Lady Doris, don't do anything to them.

]]> Fri, 18 Apr 2025 18:24:17 -0700 item_278 Puffball208 Oh my god bro! You thought of everything, this theory is very good!

]]> Fri, 18 Apr 2025 18:01:56 -0700 item_276 Jsnek not me having been on both sides of that mutual face squishing in the past :,)

Also, I think Sucre had unintentionally figured out how Brocolli is a doll/poppet, oh the horrors we'll endure if we come to that existential realization

]]> Fri, 18 Apr 2025 17:22:04 -0700 item_272 Lilac I guess I'm thinking of the one at the bottom of the ocean that we just left, if they're using the dimension knife they could have just ended up on the land somewhere instead

]]> Fri, 18 Apr 2025 14:59:42 -0700 item_271 Lilac Ok I can only imagine olive the Fire Demon entering the portal into the Ocean World and extinguishing Immediately fhfhfhs but that does not seem to be the case and I'm glad but still concerned....... for all the things involved I'm still concerned....... it's nice that sucre & broccoli left off on a good note and will call eachother still though, i hope sucre's mom lets them call at least

]]> Fri, 18 Apr 2025 14:53:28 -0700 item_270 Jelly The ting about being good is, as long as you're trying, you're doing great!

]]> Fri, 18 Apr 2025 12:46:23 -0700 item_268 Coolbeans that's actually such good observations

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