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Due forth, I believe I should present to you the vehement agreement, also known as the bald clause.
The bald clause is simple.
I shave you bald.
That's it.
Please do not resist this.
I'm not sure if bald is polite or good, sorry.
do you like broccoli soup?
Why make soup out of Broccoli :(
Soup not made of broccoli, soup of broccoli would be rice. :D
Imagine if someone made literal Broccoli Soup?! :(
*whispers conspiratorially to broccoli* so, what’s your least favourite thing about lady Doris? >:3
Let's not be conspiratorial about it; there's no need. Least favorite doesn't mean 'hate', it doesn't even need to mean 'dislike' - it is simply the part that is the lowest on the favorite list, which must by the evil laws of math exist. That *could* be so low that it falls into dislikes, but it doesn't have to.
very polite and good of you
The Polite and Evil laws of MATH do not necessarily guarantee a lowest element on Broccoli's list of favorite things about Lady Doris, since such a list could be infinite. This is likely the case, as Lady Doris is the supreme Polite and Good being in this reality.
But as the most polite and good being in this reality, Lady Doris is also the most simplistic. This means that although the traits of hers that could be in the favorite list are VERY polite and good, they are also very few. Meanwhile the potential traits of hers that could be in the dislikes list are likely even fewer. It is because of this that I believe there is a very low probability of there being many traits on a favorite traits list for Lady Doris, contrary to your belief.
hey broccoli, what are cats?
Hi Broccoli! You are an amazing being! I'm glad you've made some friends. If you were to create a story, what would it be about?