Comic transcript
Broccoli and Sucre are in a dark, swampy, plant-filled alley. They walk up to a bowl of steaming noodles.
Broccoli: SUCRE SUCRE LOOK!
NOODLES!
Broccoli goes to eat the noodles.
Sucre: BROCCOLI DON’T EAT THOSE!
Broccoli, amidst eating the noodles: But... They taste good.
Sucre: Has SIREN taught you NOTHING? This is obviously a TRAP!
Sucre points their sword at the noodles, grabbing a couple strands and bringing them up to their face.
Sucre: Quality noodles like this do not occur naturally...
Broccoli: ... Are you, sure?
Sucre glares at Broccoli.
Sucre: I’ve been lookin in this dimension for a good while now, so. I’m... pretty sure?
Broccoli: LOOK ANOTHER ONE!
There is in fact a second bowl of noodles. There are actually 5 bowls of noodles.
Broccoli: and... a few more!
Sucre: ... well shoot, maybe they do occur naturally.
Broccoli: oh check out this REALLY BIG NOODLE
Snake lady: sssssssssssStop touching me, rando!
A snake lady shows up, Broccoli was grabbing their snake tail. They also have snakes for hair.
Broccoli: eeek sorry! I thought you were a snack... but you were a SNAKE! What are you doing hiding in the ruins?
Snake lady: we’re CATFISH NOODLING!
Broccoli: we?
Fish man (cause he looks like a fish), tiny man (cause he is one small man), and pointy face (cause he has a shape for a head) all show up. Tiny man is standing on pointy face’s shoulder.
Broccoli: SUCRE, What’s the matter? Do you know these guys?
Sucre: I go to school with them
Broccoli: OH! HI SUCRE’S FRIENDS!
CHOMP
Broccoli is eaten by a catfish with muscular legs. It has 4 toes on each of its feet.
Snake lady: Sucre... STAY CALM!
Sucre runs towards the catfish with her sword in hand.
Snake lady: I SAID STAY CALM!!
Sucre: GIMME BACK MY BROCCOLI!
Sucre stabs the catfish’s legs a few times.
Snake lady: SUCRE STOP!
Sucre is handed a bowl of noodles.
Snake lady: use this!
Sucre: I’M NOT HUNGRY!
Sucre hits the noodles out of the snake lady’s hands, who then grabs another bowl.
Snake lady: No you gotta Noodle the Catfish.
Sucre: WHAT?
Snake lady: NOODLE IT!
Sucre: WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?
Snake lady: Ughh do I have to explain everything to you? Hold this bowl of noodles above your head and stand completely still.
Sucre grabs the noodles and does as she’s told, holding the noodles up for the catfish. The catfish eats the noodles, before spitting Broccoli out into Sucre’s arms. Broccoli is holding a box wrapped with a bow.
Broccoli: hi. I found this um... I found uhh...
Snake lady: Alright boys, this is the HAUL.
Snake lady takes the box, opening it with tiny man, pointy face, and fish man.
Snake lady: Hopefully Sucre didn't ruin it by being crazy.
Sucre: I’m not crazy! I’m... better than all of you!
Snake lady: oh Sucre, you don’t even know how to noodle a catfish.
Snake lady and the gang continue looting the box.
Broccoli: Any veggie-tables in there by chance?
Snake lady: no. Wait- Theres lemons in here.
Broccoli: Lemon?
Snake lady: You can have them I guess.
Broccoli: wow
Broccoli takes the lemons.
Broccoli: This has been a polite and good encounter! Thank you.
Snake lady: heh! You talk funny
Broccoli: Oh! Do i really?
Snake lady: yeah ha ha!
Sucre: ... HEY DO YOU GUYS WANNA HEAR A JOKE?
...
Sucre: why... why do pirates have trouble reciting the alphabet?
...
Sucre: They always get lost at C!
Snake Lady: ...
Fish man: ...
Pointy face: ...
Tiny man: ...
Broccoli: ...
Sucre: ...
Sucre feels as though she’s on stage, nobody laughed. She runs away.
Snake lady (GIFT OF UNDERSTANDING translating a visual language): Is something wrong with her?
Fish man is indicating ‘crazy’ with their finger at the side of their head.
Snake lady (GIFT OF UNDERSTANDING): I’m serious.
Fish man (GIFT OF UNDERSTANDING): She talks to dolls. Probably.
Broccoli watches, knowing what they’re saying, before running to follow Sucre.
Broccoli: SUCRE COME BACK!
Broccoli travels all the way to the ocean, finding Sucre underwater in a small space between 2 buildings. A few random objects are scattered about.
Broccoli: Sucre, what are you doing in the ocean?
Sucre: I am a mermaid...
Broccoli sits down next to Sucre.
Broccoli: I feel like you are dodging the question.






Comments (15)
"She talks to dolls"
Sure does! *I look at Brocolli*
This is bringing me right back to broccoli asking “Doris plays with dolls?” And waffles saying “still does”.
Bro is dodgingthequestionsmaxxing
BRAINROTTED-
me when im dodgingthequestionsmaxxing tbh
They aren't brainrotted they're just dodgingthequestionmaxxing
Broccoli you gotta laugh bro you can't leave her hanging like that