Comic transcript
The chapter begins by showing Broccoli placing the snowglobe in their room again.
Waffles walks in all evil-like. He is holding a boot with his tail.
Waffles: Welcome back foolish poppet! I hope you enjoyed your vacation, because I am about to ruin your entire evening.
Waffles pushes the boot over, spilling the tea inside.
Broccoli doesn't react.
Waffles scratches their bed.
They keep laying on the ground, unmoving.
Waffles: Poppet. Poppet- Poppet I am being evil pay attention.
What's your deal?
Waffles lies down in front of Broccoli.
Waffles: You...wanna talk about it?
Broccoli looks worried.
Broccoli: Alright... But don't tell Lady Doris.
Waffles: of course of course, as an Evil being, I enjoy deception.
Several Hours Later...
Broccoli: So um yeah... That's what happened.
Waffles:...
I THOUGHT YOU WERE FROLICKING IN A MEADOW WITH A BUNCH OF FLOWER PEOPLE FOR TWO MONTHS!
Oh and they HAVE THE KNIFE. They have access to interdimensional travel. That's GREAT. That's FANTASTIC NEWS.
I can't believe Olive tried to kill you-
Broccoli: THEY DIDNT! Olive didn't-
That is NOT WHAT I SAID! THAT- wouldn't make any sense because Olive is my friend and also not evil why would they do that-
Waffles: POPPET! You know why. Fear...especially fear of death can drive people to do evil things. If Olive thought they could prolong their own life by taking yours-
Broccoli: BUT I CAN'T KNOW THAT FOR SURE!! They probably just- Reached for me without thinking! I mean.. They were STRESSED OUT!
Olive is so nice!
The Colors start continually fading from the environment.
Waffles: Poppet... NEVER assume someone means you well, just because the are Nice. Especially if you have something they want.
Broccoli: Okay... So maybe I can't be certain of the...intention of that particular action. BUT I CAN BE CERTAIN OF ONE THING... Olive is as real as I am!... Waffles, am I real?
Waffles: Well... There are MANY things which are not real. Like ghosts! DOUBLE ghosts. And unconditional love. You... Poppet; YOU ARE REAL
The environment returns to its normal, vibrant colors.
Waffles: DON'T LET ANYONE TRY AND CONVINCE YOU OTHERWISE!
Broccoli smiles faintly.
Broccoli: Waffles, why are you being nice to me?
Waffles: Because... Pain is relative. Little moments of joy here and there will make the suffering you experience later on feel SO MUCH WORSE! When you really think about it, me being nice to you just now? Is the most EVIL thing I have EVER done!
Broccoli: Well... I will allow this evil act to proceed. Just this once
The chapter ends with Broccoli petting Waffles, who is resting on their lap.
How cute.







Comments (25)
i like how it was progressively getting greyer until waffles told them that they are real.
I know I love that effect
Waffles is so evil
Waffles is really chaotic neutral, change my mind
I must make a broccoli soup alignment chart, the obsession calls to me
But the concept of neutrality is evil so they're evil evil
Being neutral is evil, after all. So it fits
FINALLY,our gender neutral pal got a therapy session.
AWWWW KITTY
Waffles is the best dog ever 😁
You mean cat-shaped dog