Comic transcript
Olive:I guess you like the boat, huh?
Broccoli: I really like the boat! Ahahahahahaha
Broccoli: And what a ridiculous quantity of water!
Olive:That’s the ocean for ya
Broccoli: Hoo!
Olive: and you’re sure that doesn’t hurt the universe or something
Broccoli: nah
Broccoli: It’ll close back up on its own!
Broccoli: Water it up
Broccoli: Water on the floor
Broccoli: water in your mouth
Broccoli: water in the-
Broccoli: Sky…
Olive: Hang on.
Olive: fog up ahead
Olive: What’s this one?
Broccoli: That-
Olive: Nevermind i don’t care
Olive: There’s no wind from this point on
Olive: better roll up those sleeves
Broccoli: Why would i do that?
Broccoli: do you want to see my arms?
Broccoli: why do you want to see my arms?
Olive: It’s… just an expression
Broccoli: …
Olive: Although i do find it strange you cover nearly every inch of you body in cloth
Olive: Have you shameful scares? Or burns?
Broccoli: Something like that…
Olive: Look at me
Olive: Look at my face
Olive: you think i’m going to care what your arms look like?
Olive: …
Olive: you’re covered in stitches
Olive: were you in some kind of accident?
Broccoli: I don’t… remember
Broccoli: Olive…
Broccoli: You’ve been rowing for three days straight
Olive: YOU CAN SLEEP!
Olive: me, ill just keep eating sugarBroccoli:
Broccoli: That’s not very self care of you…
Olive: … Fine
Olive: Broccoli?
Broccoli: mmm?
Olive: I'm probably not supposed to ask this, but…
Olive: where do we go when we die?
Broccoli: I dont know
Broccoli: i’m not allowed to die
Broccoli: I’ve never really thought about it before
Olive: I think about it a lot
Olive: my caretaker juniper died six years ago
Olive: but
Olive: I feel like she’s still with me
Olive: well i mean, she is still with me
Olive: because i fashioned her remains into this boat
Broccoli: You
Broccoli: YOU WHAT
Olive: and every night i dream about her
Olive: just kind of
Olive: Floating above my head
Broccoli: What does she say?
Olive: oh you know…
Juniper?: FIND HIM KILL HIM FIND HIM KILL HIM FIND HIM FIND HIM
Olive: Tree stuff
Broccoli: I’ll ask Doris about death when I get home
Olive: in the sky?
Broccoli: I dont live in the sky!
Broccoli: I live in the VOID with my archnemesis waffles
Broccoli: It is very polite and good
Broccoli: I’d invite you over
Broccoli: But Doris says it isn’t allowed…
Broccoli: Dont be too jealous, Though. You live in a snowglobe, which is pretty cool
Olive: A snowglobe
Broccoli: On the second shelf of lady doris’ study
Broccoli: a little universe behind glass
Broccoli: that is where we are right now
Olive: That’s absurd
Broccoli: It’s true
Broccoli: You would know that if you were real






Comments (23)
Just casually handing out existential crisis as one does.
Two things. BROCCOLI WAS USING GLOVES ALL THIS TIME? And two, interesting that this particular tree has dreams different from everyone else.
honestly the biggest shock is that BROCCOLI IS WEARING GLOVES
Poor olive and their now extreme existential crisis
Hm.
Are you a repaired thing, poppet? Something remade or renamed from frayed fabric?
Honestly more like flayed fabric (don't search up what flaying is)
They're a bag of rice